Notes From A Bachelor Party Dinner

Notes taken at Keens:

• Ordered water.


• Used middle knife for buttering bread


• Decided on T-Bone.


• Neil ordered T-Bone cut off the bone, think I'll do the same to save time.


• Trevor arrived.


• Want to eat Lemur Femur.


• Diaz seems intrigued by my notes.


• Diaz totally burned Neil.


• Meat is fucking huge!


• Finished giant T-Bone.


• Took picture with T-Bone.


• Neil blew in my ear... must watch Neil.


• Diaz is rich in other countries.


• Rob Diaz and travel world in style.


• Dessert menu... not sure about this.


• Check was crazy money.


• Good times.