I may have seen Jurassic Park one too many times.

Me: http://www.fao.com/catalog/factories/muppets.jsp#

FRIEND: WHOA!!! But for $90... haha

ME: So worth it, I'm gonna buy one!

FRIEND: That's a lot of money... I'd rather pay for a hot stone massage. Lord knows I need it more.

ME: Bah! Fucking stones are for helping Triceratops grind down their food for digestion.

FRIEND: Oh... Who knew? Obviously... You...

ME: Did you expect any less from me?

Genius!

I decided to give slide film a try

Gotta say, I'm impressed with the colors, might have more fun with it in the future. Here's a few shots, the rest of them can be found on my flickr page.








*Totally digging the way the couple is embracing to the right.

Two Year Anniversary

Jen bought me a Wii, I wrote this on her card:

"Two years ago when I loosened your chains, I thought surely you'd escape but you didn't, and that made me happy... it would've cost me a fortune to activate the tracking beacon I implanted in your ankle."

This is absolute genius.

"The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane."

xkcd.com

Am I like J.D.?

Jen got me stuff for Valentine's Day

She got me some cool things, made me awesome play-doh magnets and even gave me extra play-doh as I am in love with the smell of blue play-doh. She also gave me a picture frame but was unable to print a picture. I don't think she understands the comedic genius of giving me a picture frame with no picture in it but I loved it... I hope I made that clear to her, I'm told my reactions to things are barely noticeable at times, but man did I find it hilarious. I now have the frame at work with a picture in it, she's not too pleased because inside was supposed to be a picture of us, not Robocop and Sting.